Mexican cuisine jokes
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?