Mexican cuisine jokes
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!