Mexican cuisine jokes

What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!

What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.

What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?

Tamaleto.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean Dip.