What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Mexican Cuisine Jokes
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.