Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Jackson Jokes
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! đ
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What is Michael Jacksonâs favorite song? âLittle Drummer Boy.â
Whatâs the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boyâs face.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! đđđ
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
