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What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

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  • Elf

    What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

    Stain

    What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

    Michael Jackson's lipstick.

    Song

    What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

    "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

    Word

    What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

    Impression

    Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

    Steel

    What is harder than steel?

    Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂

    Similarity

    Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

    They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

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    Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

    Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

    Sun

    What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

    "Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

    Song

    What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

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    What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

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    The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.