Jackson jokes
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!