Jackson jokes
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.