Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
