it's jokes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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