it's jokes
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.