it's jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.