IT jokes
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.