IT jokes
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.