IT jokes
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.