IT jokes

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!

So 666-3629, so get it?

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.

After 12, it's lunch. 😂

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

If O2 is H2O, what is F?

It is H2O too; F is water as well.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.