IT jokes
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.