IT jokes

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.