Islam jokes

Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the airport.

How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Allahu Akbar.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

What did Allah say when he created the universe?

-Allahu akbar!!!

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.