Allahu Akbar.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
