Internet jokes
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
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The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
My favorite website.
pornhub.com
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
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I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.