Internet

Internet jokes

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"

The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?