Internet jokes
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Amogus.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the comments.
Read the comments.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Anybody home? :)
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