Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Internet Jokes
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Anybody home? :)
XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.
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A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
My favorite website.
pornhub.com
