Simpin jokes
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Memes
me simpin thinking Sarvente is me in my dreams
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
