Simpin jokes

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

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