Intelligence

Intelligence Jokes

Week

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

Brain

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Hater

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Putty

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Difference

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Blonde

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Idiot

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

Reason

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Blonde

How do you get a blonde to drown?

Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

Blonde

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pull the pin and throw it back!

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Papa

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Agent

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

AI

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Dad

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.