Innovation jokes

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are through the roof!

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."