Innovation jokes

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

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