I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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