Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
