When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
