Infection jokes
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
LOL only HK fans get it
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)