Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
What happens when premenstrualRaggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms
have you heard about the pillsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
