New Infection Jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina? A yeast infection

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt

All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat

If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection

Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."

When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya

have you heard about the pillsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?

Nut in the butt

My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.