Infant

Infant Jokes

Baby

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Uncle

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

Baby

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Fly

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Baby

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

Stroll

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!