What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
why wasn't the infant's entire body found
because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
da baby
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
what gets louder as it gets smaller. -a baby in a trash compactor.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. but I decided Abort
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Write a different of onions and dead baby
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
