Indians jokes

Lottery Ticket

  • I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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  • Kamala Harris

  • If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

    So she claims to be.

    And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

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  • Outfit

  • I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

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  • Monopoly

  • Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

    Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

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  • Indian

  • NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

    SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

    WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

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  • Dot

  • A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

    He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

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  • Indian

  • Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

    In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

    The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

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