Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Indians Jokes
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
