Indians jokes
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
I am an Indian joke.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.