Indians jokes
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
I am an Indian joke.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.