Indians jokes
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.