Indians jokes
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.