What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a "transgender" womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???
~they're both a dick in a box
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
