In common

In Common Jokes

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

What do boobs and toys have in common?

Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.