What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.