Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.