In common

In Common Jokes

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, "Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me."