What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.