What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Q. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common? A. Same middle name 😂
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
What do a doctor and gf/bf have in common? They both break your heart
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common....They both did not inhale. lol
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
