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Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

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    • Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

    H: It's similar to shoes.

    A: White Vans.

    What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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    • What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

    What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.

    What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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    • What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

    They both make noise when you throw them.

    What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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    • What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

    What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

    What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"