Illegal substance jokes

Drug Dealer

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Drug

What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.

Money

How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

Difference

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

Memes

Drug

What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.

Quack

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Drug

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

Drug

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Drug

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

Drug

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.

Coke

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Gram

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

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