Illegal substance jokes

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.