Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Q: where does a one legged waitress work A: IHOP
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
Wher did the one legged lady work ?
IHOP
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
