Diner jokes

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

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All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl of chili.

The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.

After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"

The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."

So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.

About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.

He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.

The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?

IHOP.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.