Unthinkable jokes

Titanic

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • 9/11

    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

    Suicide

    What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

    What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

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  • Law

    The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

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  • Suicide

    So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!

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  • Community

    Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

    Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H
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