Unthinkable jokes

Titanic

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What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Fantasy

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I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

Death

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Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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  • 9/11

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    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

    Suicide

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    What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

    What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

    Law

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    The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

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