Unthinkable jokes
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
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