Unthinkable jokes
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
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