Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply "Nothing, nothing! we're just uh, making cake" and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells "Get out! were making cake!" So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!" and she replies "OMG! Howd you know!?!?" and Johnny replies "Because, I licked the icing off the couch" ayyyyyy.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
What is batman's favorite food (ans Just-ice)
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie_Normous, Dixie_Rekt, Ka_Monmi, Ice_Wallow_Kum, Dick_Sinsider, Anita_Biggerman,
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
a baby smoothie
