Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
