Hyperbole jokes

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."