Hygiene jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.