New Humour Jokes

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Dark humour jokes are like water, some get it, some don’t.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until your twelve to come on your face

whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!