Humour jokes
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
I am dark humor.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.