HP jokes

What did the HP say to a Dell?

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Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.