Howe jokes

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.