Howe jokes
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Memes
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!