Howe jokes

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.

How do you throw a space party?

You planet! 🤣🤣🤣

A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.