Howe jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
Memes
But it's true (i made this meme)
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.