Howe Jokes

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

A man in a pink shirt stands near a body of water with a city in the background. The text on the image says "how's your life going?" and "This is a river of my tears."

How do you spell "I. P. With U?"

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?

My brother: How?

Me: You boil the hell out of it.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?

They/Them.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!