How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Howe Jokes
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
How is the weather down there?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
