Howe jokes
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Memes
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How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?