How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Howe Jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
