Howe jokes
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Memes
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.