Howe jokes
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Hi how are you?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Memes
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Hi, how are you?
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.