Howe jokes
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.