Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”