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Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.