Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
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my balls when i see tazzaro: boioioioioioingWhy don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet?
Because homing middles don’t work on them.
WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU
tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
I fell in love with my teacher. Which is weird because I am home schooled
why do orphans like the move home alone?
because there home alone there selves!
Why can't orphans get a homerun?
Because they have no home to run too
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is!
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
