Home jokes
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.