Home jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Má ég fara heim?

(In an infant-esque voice.)

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Why do orphans love Christmas?

Because they build a home.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.