Home jokes

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why do orphans love Christmas?

Because they build a home.

What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

When the washer started running, why did you join me?

Because I had to catch it.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.