Home jokes
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!