Home jokes

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

They have no home to run to.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)