Home jokes
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
I left my Avatar at home today.