Home jokes

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

They have no home to run to.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Me: What do you call an orphan?

Friend: Homeless.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."