Home jokes
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.