Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Home Jokes
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
