What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.