Home jokes

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.