Home jokes

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?

Because they don't know how to use the home button.

Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?

A. He was trying to phone home.