Home jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Memes
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.