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Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT WHAT!

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

I was walking home then I saw a wait sign a man came and took me I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson

What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home

In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.

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I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.

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