Home jokes

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

Where do orphans shop for home appliances?

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.