Home jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can't find home.