Home jokes

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.