The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Home Jokes
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You canāt come in, youāve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothingās been canceled." Kili: "Thatās a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "Itās nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, itās been in the family for years. Thatās my motherās glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, KiĀli, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Letās shove this in the hole, or otherwise weāll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereās nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereās far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadās idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. š
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnāt have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itās not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatās the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? šš
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
