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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!