why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
