What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
